Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving.

Battle For Nonsense Island

Cat-scented perfume

Be the change you want to see in the world.

I don’t want to be the one to have to tell you this, but your pants are a bit… nonexistent.

It’s like a little lost planet in Oregon.

Sorry Haha I Fell Asleep

🎵 Egg

Your Adobe Express is not yet activated

For most of my life, I saw myself as a brain.

Does your factory-laying-egg have a goose inside?

Vegan cats

Worker Exploitation

Wool received is doubled, but the sheep takes damage.

i made out with an intel core i5 8500

Try smelling kissing the blanket that you use.

mommy sliding

Cheese with Natural Colour

• Contains Real Cheese •

The best nonsense entries have texts that make you ask yourself whether you’re having a █████████.

Michaelistic Tendencies

The Good, The Bad, and The Nonsensical

RISCy endeavors

Sony BIOS 2099 is available for Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Playstation 2 and Nintendo DS.

Matcha Iya, aMatchaChi

how the heck there’s 5G underground

MY TEREP.

a BIOS, in the nude

We’re okay with you being here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, accept.
No, no, no, no, no, continue.

STAY SMART, PAY LATER LESS

Murah meriah?!

Cats of all breeds will be Me-O®-wing for joy with the first taste of Me-O® Cat Food. Me-O® elevates the art of balanced nutrition to a new level.

comfy life with tofu

God is a 6-year-old covered in syrup, and I am the iPad he is holding…

finding what to create is as easy as doing nothing

Please make sure to get it done by yesterday

avuncular

Never met a cool straight person.

Have you tried… Plugging in the charger?

I’m pretty much in the C package…

You, yes you. Are you salty?

Assus gog ally

The link we must enter… unfortunately, it’s this: file://private/var/containers/Shared/SystemGroup/systemgroup.com.apple.mobilegestaltcache/Library/Caches/com.apple.MobileGestalt.plist

Alright, you’ve been good, thank you…

freeform://h

Give the fucking cat a fucking cucumber, NOW

Done. Your device should reboot now

Cool, done and jailbroken (hopefully)

Preparing Mac

you would be labeled a Special Case

You can really do anything for bad purposes.