i am not going to be the one to be linking the park

ASMR stands for antidisestablishmentarianist supercalifragilisticexpialidocious metalloflavodehydrogenase radioelectrophysiolography

No tab switching? Oh come on, just switch context, it’s that easy!

it’s 180 degrees out i am literally about to flip

hey oyster sauce, mica here

Do you guys want to know a funny fact? I am sitting butt naked right now playing Geometry Dash.

haloom!

coup d’ecran

Hi, and welcome to my whisper.

no apartment was harmed during the making of this game

misfortunality of yourself

Rube Codeberg machine for everyone! Each static machine format conforming file will now be passed through the jelly of a bee, the pulse audio vogon translator, VS Code’s Emacs plugin and a committee meeting without biscuits. It’s the only way to be sure!

Or or or or 🐻‍❄️

It’s 100° and so I freeze

🌧️
☔
🙆

do you see the horse in front of you

You give me no choice.

Can you tell I’m looking at your REDACTED?

Even though you have your sunglasses on… I still can tell what you’re looking at, you know.

i just ate the best time of my life

Trust me this is the best project I’ve made so far

today’s goal: figure out if the grass is bluer on the other side

Contact John Rainwater for more info

Proof by intimacy

You were never just reading “nonsensical” text…

You were saving my life.

🪤

doesn’t that cheese look absolutely delectable

the network ventilation

society slowly moving from Cox-Zucker Machines toward REDACTED machines u_u

BB no dollar sign

🛎️

does that ring a bell?

Until

My Accident

At WORK

here’s your minimum wage, you should be grateful I’m even paying you!

bibilong bibin… bilong

please don’t be ashamed, a ██████████ is a natural body reaction…

but… I don’t have a ████████…

I know. I do. Still very natural…

Shut up. And take my money.

• Give me your nonsense entries!
• Put that thing down, I’m not a CEO…

Yeah… sure… is that a huge fig daddy takes care of his little boy toy fanboy bubble REDACTED REDACTED on a park bench while watching the sunset together and while REDACTED each other…? 30 minutes long?

Oh, that’s the reference I’ve been looking for!

gunakan strategi anda, bsk bangun pagi, afirmasi positif, sesuaikan device , mencari tempat yg nyaman untuk membuat entri luar nalar setiap hari

we are… uhh idfk

I would very much like to inform you that I am searching for the right reference.

*SKiP my FURRY PHASE!*

Welcome to New York City, he’s on a chair on a skateboard!!

🐓: 🔊
👩: Nobody cares. Poncho.

Professional Pizza Man

You’re the best, bye.

YOU DON’T even love me, you just want my snacks.

OH MY GOD! IT JUST FELL!!

If I have to be honest, nothing beats yaoi

Sandwich man,,, sandwich

WHY IS THERE NOTHING LEFT IN ME

like no literally they took all my organs