just one more nap will fix me

apple addiction

In the full version you will get:

• Over 100 jobs
• Open world
• Neighborly conflict with Andrew
• Main story and side quests
• Moonshining
• Goat!
• And even more sloppy work!

i just saw Visitor in my dreams what does this mean

Sitting is about putting your butt in a place.

Their ass looks lethal

We didn’t know what happened to the other dude do we decided he became a stripper. Good for him.

Oh my god… instead of a Blizzard™, it’s a Jizzard™!

My legs are going to smell fantastic.

I like that water bottle. It makes me feel like I have a TikTok account.

Who let Visitor name this place??

Introducing NONSENSE ADS™

You can now pay a very cheap price to have your message be shown to users while they’re browsing nonsense, you can also target specific audiences based on location and reading patterns

why do you think you can’t think

Auto Fuszerka

Need more windshield washer? Use dish soap!

who thought calling their game Ass Ass in Creed would be a good idea

Need a new steering wheel for your customers car? Just steal a valve from a water station!

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I need RELIABLE snake penis facts.

salmon wanderlust

0% probability of makesense

Enjoying Joy?

Today: Po.

PENIS MOTIF!!!!

AAPAAA AAPOLO

mini i’d like to fgolf?

thats the famous bird

I think your phone wants penis. Just a hunch.

do we have more fingers?

I PLAN TO THROW A JAR OF TIME

that guy finally found a shirt

keep ice creaming. no one will hear you

You will be a giraffe. With displacement.

suspiciously lamp-shaped 🦮

i think i’m a vessel of spongebob

i have severely underestimated the ability of Cock

• replace the cars air filter: install a new one or use your kitchen sponge
• so I’m supposed to clean the old filter with the sponge?
• no, use the sponge AS the filter!

DICK METAPHOR!!!

rinks sptire

oh wow lim Huawei knows how to fix my troubles

its just. stuck

hi
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idfk whats going on 🫠

• WHY IS YOUR FACE SO SERIOUS??
• Because I pissed in your toilet.

eating ice seems like a delicious activity

King Regards

where you see KDMP shows how much of an ego one has

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belanja min Rp 150.000 kec mnyk
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i just ate some macdonal 🤤

“Allows biometric unlock in browsers that are not Safari”
Yeak ok but this is a windows application

GPU is short for Gold Panning Unit.