we’re all stupid fucking cats (emphasis on cats)

One day, all the tuna will be mine.

My human is crying. Perfect time to sit directly on their face.

What if the red dot is the only thing that truly understands me?

it’s only embarrassing if you decide it is. otherwise, it’s just being alive & doing things.

awesome horse yuri vs evil and intimidating lesbian

a helicopter is a kind of horse

they call me the ruminator for reasons i could expand upon at length

anyone else wanna take off their boobs like a shirt sometimes

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back

I made a chocolate cake but I didn’t have any chocolate so I substituted the chocolate for rat liver and the chocolate cake was bad 0/10 recipe

jangan teror aku dengan angka 1 pls

tka = tidak kuat aku

Thank you, computer. You have been kind to me. You are on my level.

It’s okay even as the world gets complicated. It will get better soon if we try to make things better.

You need to have empathy.

Update: I’m disappointed, but I don’t care

Do I want to face my disappointment, or forget about it only to realize it again?

Well, I can’t blame if they’re like that.

what merit can one perceive in this nonsensical world?

This is what bootlickers usually say to reduce people’s concerns: “If you can’t provide any solutions, you shouldn’t criticize!”

Heck no???

Prabowo “Voldembrot” Subianto

coriander in pho

Passwords are so passé.

Emmanuel Macron exprime « sa honte »

ça y est on a enfin réussi à stopper la météo !!!

In the case of software specifically, because agentic coding is so ubiquitous, I don’t think the benchmark of slop should be AI’s involvement. It ought to be “Is the world better off with this existing?”

it gets VERY upset at 64x480

Obviously, it made more sense after I re-read your entry.

You had me wondering about your sanity at first.

having a full-body twink in low-rise jeans standing next to a set radio button is an absolutely extraordinary design decision

Isn’t reading nonsense why you installed this app in the first place?

What is a?

What is a Cable?

Before we begin, please enjoy this bisexual.

I’m nice to [it] not because I’m human, but because I am

why does the room smell like insulin

Lets loaf with mama!! :D

now it’s cuddle time

You failed. You can’t save the file.

i cracked your boyfriend.
no, like as in i cracked him in half.

… I love horses ? I wish they were real…?

AAAAAA BOUNCING CITY HOW I MISSED YOUUUU 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I am a universal experience??

wearing a dress rn and i feel so pretty :>>

you.. have a pocket in your head?

stranded on a deserted island with Visitor

flavorful as fuck spice mummy

feline falafel

cats weigh 100x more when on your thigh

You’re doing terrible, darling. Keep it up.

I always feel a little bit snug when there is a cat on me