nonsense is delishous :3

Lick your top!

Lick your lap top!

Lick your laptop!

Hopefully, your Mac doesn’t give you salmonella.

If you have a MacBook, and you’re using it right now, provided that it doesn’t have any shells or skins, do this:

1. Plug one end of your charger into your Mac and make sure the other end doesn’t have that extension lead, but the brick plugs in directly into the wall. (More on that later.) It also helps if you Mac’s battery is a bit drained, so it actively charges when plugged in.
2. Take off your shoes and/or socks, and make sure your bare feet are touching some sort of hard flooring, like tile or concrete.
3. Make sure your hands are slightly sweaty—for that, you might want to watch an appropriate video online. Um, alternatively, you can rub a drop of water between your fingers. Whatever.
4. Touch your MacBook!

Could you feel it? If not, try touching a nearby plugged-in metal object like a lamp or a monitor.

Now, if you still don’t feel anything, alright, stick your tongue out and put it up to your Mac…

…whatever, did you get zapped or felt a slight buzz? If not, well, that could be due to various factors, from your charger being routed by something else to you having some sort of superpowers. (In that case, you might think I’m full of crap and there’s no actual electricity going through your body.)

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looks new; is actually running Windows 98

some dude yelling nine repeatedly in my ear

did you know frogs can jump higher than the eiffel tower?
thats because the eiffel tower cannot jump.
… 🤯

It’s public, but it’s rude

who let the bots in my file server…

好的

Dikati

dropped wet

bronathan jame 🖼️

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beating astronaut 13 with 13 astronauts

beating jawbreaker with my jaw

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what what what ronaldo ???

cumi Ronaldo

One is a fprum

beating nine circles with my two circles

Nine Circles Nined My Circles…

comfortable comfort

tongue tongue tong

Don’t Step On Raheel’s Head

please use the time machine if your time is not working

You’ll never be alone ❤️
You’ll never be alone 😈

The future of writing determines
to those who complain their previews.

these ethanol fumes won’t make me sober

i don’t want to ZenthicAlpha myself

IT’S 🐈!!! IT’S 🐈!!!!!!

FOCUS

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Rule of thumb: do not use the beeper if you have nothing to beep about

Wow, the product accomplished what was advertised

Jawbreaker Broke My Jaw…

Future Burger

Who the hell is… Balls Ligma??

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she roll on my sky till i e-labyrinth

did you just call GD a rhythm game

How many UUID collisions have happened in the past 0.3 microseconds?

help how to remove killbot from gd

do you want to hear my 🐈 impression?

XSS (cross-site sadism) attack

And so it 🟪s.

chirality: fun for the whole family!