am i bare? yes
do i care? not really

I’m… pear?

Seriously, who’s going to hire me? I’m male, pale, and stale.

carry on ohhhhhhhhhhh

arabic music (move)

lacroix? close enough

of course abraham lincoln would like this

Ageism loves silence

Pause / Break /

Who said soup?

We don’t use words like “yippee”. It’s not professional.

✨ [intro] ✨

YIPPEE!

Who would’ve thought?

How to tell if someone is an angmo: ask them if they know the meaning of angmo

• Terence, how much nonsense do u want in your lines?
• Y E S

Bukit Batok: whose batok?

(2026-3036)

Angmo: Tam-pines!
Singaporean: Tam-pi-nees
True Blue Singaporean: Tam-pi-neeees

there is nothing that motivates us more than our own success

NEWYORKNEWYORK

You can’t look at me like that.

did you get the chernobyl rolls

I am so fucking gluteus

to ck seal it

this other recruiter has wayyyy more morrison

i don’t lock caps, sorry

Mam, I don’t eat caps, sorry

You are allowed to say “gex”.

I’m going on vacation now, to the grocery store, getting some… Uhhh… What’s it called? I scream?™ Uhh, yeah, that I guess

cot(x) stands for cot(x)

john rainwater will solve riemann hypothesis trust 🙏

all masculine on bottom

lecnetworkery

Note that being a gaijin in Japan means that you are also offered WAY more lenience than a japanese person.

The Picture of Aluminium

Don’t you know?
I
I see myself

What does the nipple itself think?

If you are non-binary, you already have a non-binary voice.

yes i own chatgpt

On the contrary to what people might believe, I’m actually a true blue introvert. I’m really shy… too shy for my own good, I would say that.

I look like a healthy version of someone my age.

Literally, it’s like I am Dorian Gray in real life.

101 Year Old Wisdom

• You must get up
• You must shower
• You must eat
• You must take care of yourself

  And don’t forget to find your happiness.

If you don’t like what you’re doing, then…

Change!

We ❤️ fraud

If I retire, I would die.

We don’t stop moving because we get old… WE GET OLD BECAUSE WE STOP MOVING.

我叫笨

• SON, YOU’RE FINALLY AWAKE!
• 我为什么在医院？

• Get me a metal.
• What kind? I like myself some aluminium.

Why SUCCESSFUL apps are ugly

I digress: if you’re going to make a design, use Canva at the very least!! DO NOT USE DIFFUSION MODELS