you ahh.. you seem very REDACTED and REDACTED today Mr. Perry

Dear Diare
toDay I
lernd my
1st crs word
bitch

Dory Diory
Dear Diory
Bich .

Dear
dior i
just lerned
the f word
it is fuck

Converting your laptop into cardboard will void your warranty

We made a fully functional cardboard out of laptop laptop out of cardboard

Trespassers will be blown up

Universal cereal bus

Sorry I am running late. My quiche quickie took longer than expected.

When crushed shells, seeds, and sand were bonded to parchment using natural gum. Okay?

The first recorded instance of sandpaper was in the 13th century, mother.

101 Westbound at BalboaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[in a sexy voice]

In a small saucepan… bring two cups of water to a boil.

Over medium-high heat, stir in… oats. When oatmeal beings to thicken, reduce heat and simmer…

Stirring occasionally… for 30 minutes.

(30 minutes…?)

is it a second monitor or a nonsense monitor?

Pop culture is ephemeral. Relevancy is ephemeral. There is always a peak and there is always a come down after. And the come down sucks.

How much time do you spend now on nonsense creation?

Never have a hobby that turns into a job. Find a job you love.

Capitalism: unfortunately, massively unfair

How do I be a creator without being a people pleaser?

Bad news: you have to be. Sorry.

How do you find your niche online? Well, you’re in the right place.

Make stuff. Just— just make stuff.

Controversial opinion, YouTube should take away the subscriber count.

You… you shall… you shall now have nonsense.

A place for all of us.

Sergeyev… He’s definitely geyev.

Think with ur head and not ur head

Boners unite the entire political compass.

I knew you were very based indeed.

Drink water, sleep 8 hours a day, I love you, take care of yourself

there is so much yaoi here this is like paradise

and this fan is to keep my balls cool

Bras everywhere. Chaos. Mayhem.

invent a new fresh

as refreshing as physically possible

(None)
(Some)

?able

Why can’t you beat Pipeline?

project projectifier
project
pro

i just verified stereo madness

we fucked around too hard, we found out twice as hard

Do you want to get scanned by the MRI machine you just consumed???

i can’t wait to feel you inside me…
no. wait.
i can’t wait to feel- you know what? forget it

Don’t tell me you’ve been going around shoving your ass into people’s faces… that’s totally what you’ve been doing, isn’t it?

But only if you are uncomfortable with biology textbooks.

Movement Money

Oh yeah, I love eating Kernspintomographie.

goo mormonging!!!!

Night. Good. Good night. Good… night.

silhouette of the penis

English (orginal): WOOOOOO
Swedish (translated): WOOOOOOOO

i’m so fucking gondola

This is why they use aluminium in place of titanium.