je me balade avec une malade

it’s because this freak wants to milk you.

Gosh dang it, how many eyebrows can one dragon have?

fun fact: john kellogg invented a machine that blasted yogurt up your ass

• i’m like the fucking energizer bunny
• i’m like fucking the energizer bunny

watching people get healed on ThriveLeak

LOLLLL but seriously the fog is coming 🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️

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they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

why are you seizing her gay style

we all have that one friend who draws gradually nearer yet never arrives at the function due to Zeno’s paradox

For Sale Baby Shoes Worn For But The Briefest Of Moments Before The Baby Was Obliterated And Sent To Hell Forever

Saddest 21 Words Story Written

Do you just forget that one thing? It’ll just come back.

I have been thinking. about the creature.

obsession.. little..

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

i need a dominant femboy AND i need mike shinoda

i have six sticks of deodorant in this box

tsundere tsunami

i died yesterday and woke up tomorrow

i need a dominant femboy. like right now.

i need a dominant femboy but… mike shinoda

Mr Mabuhay!

i need a dominant femboy but i dont have enough aluminium

Evil Piss Yourself Orb

you’re getting elf menthols for 5 dollars

either you’re playing toys with me… or you’re playing “toys” with me

one time a being of pure light & truth appeared in front of me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

MEET SHITPISS???

I like to make bad things happen because I’m a bad person and my blood is not unlike a corrosive poison.

idiot doesn’t know the tapioca loophole

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

I’M AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. I’M AT THE TAROT HUT. I’M AT THE COMBINATION WAFFLE HOUSE AND TAROT HUT.

Darkness That Makes You Trip On The Way To The Bathroom

no i am the true fuckmaster

This is when i partially reproduce your environment with steam era lol

squeak inside

t’as le potentiel femboy

it doesn’t sound like a transformers sex tape (good)

« ils jouent avec ma bite » excusez-moi ????

ils se jouent

all panic no disco

you are not cute. you are greedy. selfish. evil.

Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it

Dogy (:

I’m horny and bored and I have so much to do and I must peel potatoes

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

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