Hey, Visitor, are you having fun?

Good things come for those who wait

Eat your skincare, eat your skincare, we don’t eat processed sugars or dairies for dessert…

🐕 BARK BARK BARK

THIS IS NOT ZEN!!!!!!

I can be Garlene and you can be Cilantrene.

Don’t make me nervous! (That’s my job.)

We got to have an A… cuz we are “A”-sian

🧧 What’s in there?
Ancient Chinese secrets.

You can never have too much garlic.

There will always be something weird in a nonsense entry.

I’m supposed to be working on the Android app after the iOS app but I’m busy nonsensing

We’re going to have ███████████

… to the Chinese grocery store!

I’m feeling spicy.

Nothing like a needle in the head to connect to the heavens.

I want you to visualize the most peaceful place that you’ve been to.
hint: Singapore

come back into your body

Smacking your meridians? (What’s a meridian?)

Today you’re going to get in touch with yourself.

Whattt??? The faster you eat, the more you get done…

It’s… congee kanji time!

We drink longevity teas.

If you want to be more Chinese, you got to eat Chinese herbs.

If you need to charge quickly, connect the charging cable to the bottom of the remote. You can also place the remote with the back facing up and use the indoor lighting to charge the battery.

Alright memes… what are we doing?

You’re not supposed to meditate on the toilet. You’re supposed to be zen!

Toilets are zen…

I guess toilets can be zen… 🤔

The more I’m like a messy genderless slob, the more they like me.

it sucks to have to change who you are so you attract less dysfunction!!!

How performative are we with the nonsense because I got a lot of spectrum in the sources lmao.

When, Where?

If you can maintain female friendships, then I think that’s a green flag.

Y’all ever… think about that?

FIRST PLACE BE… ME!! SO GREAT in fact, that I BROKE THE AAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

men like the idea of a powerful and opinionated woman??

I love dominant women too 😅

I’m so sorry about your condition, it must be hard being so good looking.

Last bite thief? Guilty.
Meal provider? Proudly.
Driver for the hottest passenger princess to ever exist? That’s you, I’ve watched all of them.

Your smile brightened my waking world hope your day is warm and joyful and productive ;)

Hello sunshine (or rainshine) today. Busy with production scouts at the studio and builds for new shows at the new one…

Nothing says “you are exactly what I’ve been searching for” like sending the exact same phrase to completely polar-opposite matches in the same night.

SHE’S JUST talking about… PILATES and SMOOTHIES and SKINCARE and I don’t know what to SAYYYY!!!!!!!

• Whaaaat?? Barbecue is not a sport.
• To me, it kinda is.

They’re the oldest, they’re the shortest.

Wow. You have to be jacked.

Built in 1872, this structure is considered one of the finest examples of Victorian Gothic architecture in Canada.

being hot doesn’t come naturally to me

Are you cursed?

We couldn’t hide from Hinge.

If you ever want a photo with some chickens, bring flowers. Because that fixed everything.

Here, chicky chicky chicken…