Shut up baby! Shut up baby! Jump the Himalayas

My loaf is on fire

Nontrinsic has a desire to be the most preferred platform.

throws the Modern Warfare character John MacTavish “Soap” at you

the time has come for me to slumber in my bed full of nails, sharp pieces of random shrapnel and sand

Dr. Jackoff and Mr. High

izin engga bisa on mic mr, mulutku sedang di perban soalnya, gabisa ngomong

Everything is coming up wabi-sabi!

Turn that frown -90°!

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(It’s George W. Bush, of course)

Japanese symbol for beginner

your little hobby project does not need a kubernetes cluster with redis cache servers and a whole entire goddamn mini corporate stack, sqlite 99% of the time is good enough

Zulu time

Cameras on the streets, cameras in your home, cameras in your ears. My doctor even put a camera up my butt, that’s just too much.

It’s-a me, Visitor!

Soup-a Mario’s Brother

Do you need help with figuring out Linux? Talk to a wildlife biologist, preferably one that specializes in penguins.

Http error 200: An unexpected error has occurred

auto-tiKnolojik

Unable to trust my dog around a laser, I did what any responsible researcher would do, and moved the experiment into the bathroom

I feel like at this point I could survive torture. Like if torture happened, I could handle it… Like it’s not as bad as I thought it would be.

Are you laughing at the sheep?!!??

Good job! I bet you feel good now, huh?

where da sheet music goin

It’s the only usage in Project Files

mal à bu, mal à bu, mal à bu

Yes! Salutations and Good Morrow!

nanti kalkulus akan menjadi makanan sehari-hari

Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.

the yard company: selling yards

Stanli

A Bunch of Quality

mas bi

The best way to point out the absurd is to be absurd yourself.

If you haven’t done anything wrong what are you afraid of?

I fear your definition of wrong.

The answer is concordance. Or, as the French call it, concordance.

speech. Foreign speech. Foreign speech.

Ketik 1 klw pahammm

yo bro

Disclaimer: Apple Trees Are Not Easy to Grow

Like sheep, apple trees are stupid, defenseless, and seem hellbent on their own destruction.

In addition, every part of the tree; the fruit, the leaves, the bark, and the roots, are tasty and succulent to every pest, disease, and varmint that wants to prey upon it. There are no thorns, stickers, itchy leaves, or poisonous sap to deter them. The tree is helpless without human intervention.

If you want something you can just plant and forget about, grow avocado or citrus. But if you still want to invest your time and resources into apple growing, I’ll show you how to bring them into productivity.

the artists of table badminton forbid you from mouthing any further wretched words and syllables

boneless sliced ham

.ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuᴉɥʇou sᴉ ǝɹǝɥ⊥

how nonsense can be more addicting than social media

non cash item

changing pfps in discord changes your personality please be aware of that

test tost tester toster one something whatever :neocat_floof_explode:

Drive size: 1.91 TB
Used space: 15.9 EB
Free space: 0 bytes

whats up gamma

Kids are birth control ads

Come back in 2047 when BitBucket’s lunar data center failure causes extreme latency as the terrestrial hardware was incapable of communicating with thr Martian data center without the extra hop at the Moon causing the fail-safe mechanism to launch the backup lunar proxy which has its calculation incorrectly done using inches instead of centimeters so it veered off course into the primary us-east data center which caused a new primary to be promoted on Mars exacerbating the latency of services running on Earth and eventually bringing down BitBucket entirely as it could not handle writing through this interplanetary loop