• I want to tell you one last joke
• Of course
• Knock knock
• Who’s there?
• dies
• WHO’S THERE 😭 😭

It turns out the cheat code was up up down down left right left right up down x and then start, not up up down down left right left right up down x and then turn off the playstation

Come close
Closer
Even closer
Too close, back off a bit
Leave the room
Come back in
Come close
Closer
That was fun

I want an open casket. I’m not paying for the lid to save cost.

Can you write “the following” on my tombstone?

There’s a safe behind the painting in my office, in it there’s another painting, but behind that painting there is a safe that contains… another painting, and behind the painting there is a safe that contains… A key, that opens the first safe

I buried all my fortune, and I drew a map, I buried the map with all my fortune

• Hidden in the bookshelf, there’s a button, it opens the curtains, so you dont have to manually open them
• After all this time? Thank you 🙏

Gta 6 leak before Gta 6

we are bing shilling

My uncle died and left me his fairly new iPad but I can’t seem to get in touch with him via Ouija Board (just some loser calling himself Zozo) so I can’t unlock it

Reddit: you must verify your age
Me: turns off internet, goes to settings and turns internet back on
Reddit: ok fine I’ll let you in

I took a blanket to my bed and then got back up to get the blanket and wondered where tf the blanket is 😭

The not-yet-knowing is not a gap in the data. It is a property of the thing. Close it and you have not completed the map. You have changed what was on the table from someone into something. Again, we are not a cup.

five nineths already

girls kissing- CANONICALLY GAY.

⚙️: SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY-

☣️: 3 2 1 GO!

How many continents are there? (13.)

did someone bring a Wattpad story to life

Well, there’s a skill for that.

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no

✨ There’s no limits ✨ for everyday nonsense

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no

✨ There’s no limits ✨ for everyday nonsense

No, no limits (for daily nonsense!)

No, no limits (don’t give up the fight!)

salah satu hal yang kalian bisa all in adalah istri dan keluarga

berikan clarity sebanyak mungkin

sebuah kebohongan yang diucapkan berkali-kali akan terdengar seperti kenyataan

pikiran manusia itu liar banget

nggak dijawab muncul apa?

teori konspirasi

Don’t be defensive. That’s the first PR rule.

Kamu bosan baca teks biasa?

I’m saying sorry to the scaffold.

• Should I look at you or should I look at the camera?
• That’s the… that’s the eternal question. Whatever makes you feel comfortable. I’ll put this up a little higher so my eyes are going to look at you.

Eggs !? in your nonsense !? its more likely than you think

Would you like to open this picture with Photos, GIMP, or iTunes?

How would you get a small aluminum (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
It is inperative that the aluminium remains unharmed

Old Millenium Ammonia Christ

Nonsense, but make it weird. Hahahacks.

i miss iMovie stock music

Visitor !? in your nonsense !? its more likely than you think

Material 3 Design !? in your nonsense !? its more likely than you think

Aluminium !? in your nonsense !? its more likely than you think

Linerly !? in your nonsense !? its more likely than you think

It was 20 seconds ago before I started the timer stopwatch.
Now it’s 14 seconds…

Make Puppeteer screenshot in chunks instead and… Linerly

Even development can get nonsense.

…though [blah blah blah]

Make logs nicer, get rid of background even…

Smile & Learn

The DHH rule says nope.

so uh some girl asked me to help her to reinstall windows… on a MACBOOK… WITH MACOS…

Do you even care in a perishable being? No amount of money will last in the long run.

Just find a low-damn solution.