KOK KETAWAIN NAMANYA SIH? BELUM!!

Harimaunya kok gelap banget, ternyata hari mau berakhir…

Singanya gede banget, eh ternyata Singapura…

monyet tuh tiba-tiba menghasilkan uang, ternyata monyet-ization…

Ke kebun Binatang mau liat “Kera” bareng anack2, eh ntuh keranya diem ajadi lantai, gk taunya “keraMik”

Kayu manis itu beneran manis? apa cuma di depan manis tapi di belakang mengkhianati…

Kenapa air mata warnanya bening? Kalo ijo namanya Air Matcha
Xixixixi

kita semakin akhir semakin hancur

This will make my whole week.

Gula, gula apa yg bukan gula?

Gula aren’t

Tadi sy beli gorengan di pinggir jalan, gorengannya ditutupin koran, pas korannya sy angkat ga bisa.

Oh, ternyata bakwannya belum selesai baca!

Google telah dikabulkan

Pax, kalo misalkan kita berdoa kpd tuhan agar doa kita gax terkabulkan, apakah doa kita terkabulkan…?

Kipas angin dirumah aneh pak, dari tadi nengok kanan kiri tapi ga nyebrang nyebrang… Xixixixixi….

Huruf apa yang paling gak bermasalah?

O.

Karena di tengah-tengah NP (no problem)…

HuRuF,,, hUrUf aPaH yAnK sErInG kEdInGiNaN????? “HuRuF B” kARenA bErAdA Di TEngaH-tEngAh AC,,,, Xixixi

konspirasi macam apa ini???

estetika om 2020

TDi siANg bEli naSi pAdaNg 2 poRsi, Tpi mAsih lapeR.
KirAin knp trNyaTa bLm dimKan xixixix ngkak abiezzzz

Pack, kendaraan apa yang imut kalo lg jalan?

Kereta api. Cute, cute, cute~ xixixixix

What’s the deal? What is the Apple Polishing Cloth?

Thank you so much. I am a professional. Professional nonsenser.

🎉 PARTY OPEN 🥳

I’m more comfortable now, so my weird side is coming out. Will you still like me? We’ll find out.

I’m living in an anime! This is my anime sakura episode…

Now… I must rent you forever.

yes, I AM SPRING

jumat makan gratis tapi saya tidak buka

OJO KESUSU
DON’T TO MILK

The truck is eepy. Give it a pillow. Let The truck sleep

Stickers are okay, right?
Am I doing it right?

apparently when a website has a Google Two Factor Authenticator option, it doesn’t inherently mean it has to be Google Authenticator app, you can use any other 2FA app such as Stratum

Siapa yang salah Visitor? Bukan pak polisi. Karena pak polisi enggak pernah salah.

Pake “F” ya pak!

SAFFETY READING

FEEL SAVE ON THE ROAD

TOILET SISWA PUTRI
PRINCESS STUDENT TOILET

PLISS QUE-UE-UE

Enggak mungkin ada yang salah di negara ini, enggak mungkin!

MOHON ANTRE = ENTRY PLEASE

In the case of an emergency, please use the emergency existing door

KeyError: “uuid”

EMERGENCY EXIST
PINTU KECEMASAN

Apa bedanya curly dengan keriting?

ini kenapa aku jadi benerin bahasa Indonesianya juga

• GUNTING
• TOTOK WAJAH
• BLOW
• MENIKUR
• KREMBHAT
• PEDIKUR
• NATURAL FUIT
• SLIK
• SMOTING
• REBONDING
• HAIRSPA
• REFLEXSI
• MILK HAIRSPA
• KERLY
• BRG MASAS
• STAILING
• LULUR
• KRITING
• FASEL
• MIKAUP
• HERMASK
• SANGGUL
• TONING

Emang fruit yang natural tuh apa?

FAHRI BURGER

• SOSIS
• ROTI BAKAR COKLAT
• COKLAT KEJU
• SANWITE

Mungkin maksudnya adalah: sandwich.

DICARI KARYAWAN

FART TIME

Great manner is a quality owned by the educated

Good manners is a quality that educated people have