I regret opening my calculator.

Ipsum Lorem

First appearance: “What do you call a gay long necked dinosaur that just had sex?”
2nd appearance:”How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?”
3rd appearance: “How would you get people to stop mentioning a cylinder every time you comment in an Askreddit thread?”
Final appearance: “Everyone asks how’s the cylinder? But nobody asks how’s the larger structure?”

How to get a small cylinder (5.1in length ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled with butter and mashed banana.

LOREM IPSUM 1 STATE SCHOOL VISIT

I never thought I’d let a computer program do things for me as if it’s my own butler.

i need to complete the nonsense

They lost me at $900.

Living Buy Alone

mmaaammmmpoooooooossssssd

this is even worse than updating games in steam

@nonsense

Unapologetically NONSENSE!

OH: Lesbian Festival

Expect coffee strong enough to compile a kernel.

rojo lele

jangan kuliah terus nanti terlalu pinter

NONSENSE,
ACTUALLY

THOLOL

Love your sense. Love your path.

Nonsense in your areah

I do 3D modeling on a food blender

Cindy’s group

hayo, ngrokok ing kasir

Cats Meow?
Unbelievable

Von de Liar

Word by word translations can get very weird

YOU’LL NEVER
WALK ALONE

Artifyber in Indonesian is Senisayaserat or something idk I’m not Indonesian

Why is there a couch on the basketball court??

I’m gold
I’m cold
I’m mold
I’m bold
I’m scold
I’m sold

Vivèque

el wafo

Select the country you live in:

• Croatia
• Latvia
• Lithuania
• Luxembourg
• Malta
• The Committee recommends that the State party take all necessary measures to ensure that the rights of the child are fully respected
• Poland
• Portugal
• Romania
• Sweden

My 387-year-old son came out as a furry femboy. How much can I sell him for?

Someone with experience will likely have more experience than someone without experience

We should normalize wearing cat ears in public, like what am I going to do with the ones I bought in Moscow once I leave.

Katanya “keadilan sosial bagi seluruh rakyat Indonesia”?

Remember! Discord only has 50+ message types and 20+ channel types!

Tenedores verdes cerca de las cucharas naranjas

I ate 100 plastic straws to prove turtles are weak

5th gen Aluminium available in stores on September 19th!

My Aluminium has Silicosis :(

Siliconium

Aluminium Silicon

How to install a Linus on Aluminium

check out my tall ass screenshot!

Our eggs are grass fed!!

Introducing the International Shortness Scale (ISS)

🗣️ 🔥 MMMM,MMM,MMM,MM,MM,MMMMM