I have a ToiletPaper**-Link** router

Due to a typo in the dataset, the AI went rouge, so much so that it “[had] a hard time fulfilling [my] request. […]”

Best Before 1998

Throw insane amounts of compute at some developer fan fiction and hope for the best.

you can delete the app

edit: can yall stop awarding this? the notifications are annoying

edit 2: lets try reverse psychology. GUYS! award my comment immediately!!! please. im trying to get as many awards as possible. everyone award it NOW!!

edit 3: i literally just am not receiving notifications anymore. i didn’t disable anything. perhaps REDACTED caps the number of award notifications from one comment? obviously though im not complaining!!

edit 4: when you award, can you please not send a message with it? it sends it as a chat request

husbanding the planet

Kanayaburashikappabashidogugai-Shop

Torture Telling

bibit bebet bobot

Ars Longa. Art is long.

Clean & Clear itu merek 😭

Thanks for the privacy!

oh it’s literally not sure

Nontrinsic: genius or funny? Yes.

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visual elevator music

Is silence strategically wiser than transparency?

After all, the greatest art often emerges from those who are at their most vulnerable, confused and lost.

Channeling the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings in nonsense: a guide

A fast camera shutter can turn an unrepresentative facial expression into a political statement.

Everything Is Called Nonsense Now

This platform presents a useful perspective on language. It fundamentally changes how we think about what it means to write.

That is, they’ll think it’s queer.

I need the hot lol 😆

Insert the male connector into the female connector once the nut is fully tightened. Connection of male and female connectors is complete when an audible click is heard.

Food & Baverage Services

is it a budget cat

alarm alam: kucing

ada harga ada pelayanan

• I want to tell you one last joke
• Of course
• Knock knock
• Who’s there?
• dies
• WHO’S THERE 😭 😭

It turns out the cheat code was up up down down left right left right up down x and then start, not up up down down left right left right up down x and then turn off the playstation

Come close
Closer
Even closer
Too close, back off a bit
Leave the room
Come back in
Come close
Closer
That was fun

I want an open casket. I’m not paying for the lid to save cost.

Can you write “the following” on my tombstone?

There’s a safe behind the painting in my office, in it there’s another painting, but behind that painting there is a safe that contains… another painting, and behind the painting there is a safe that contains… A key, that opens the first safe

I buried all my fortune, and I drew a map, I buried the map with all my fortune

• Hidden in the bookshelf, there’s a button, it opens the curtains, so you dont have to manually open them
• After all this time? Thank you 🙏

Gta 6 leak before Gta 6

we are bing shilling

My uncle died and left me his fairly new iPad but I can’t seem to get in touch with him via Ouija Board (just some loser calling himself Zozo) so I can’t unlock it

Reddit: you must verify your age
Me: turns off internet, goes to settings and turns internet back on
Reddit: ok fine I’ll let you in

I took a blanket to my bed and then got back up to get the blanket and wondered where tf the blanket is 😭

The not-yet-knowing is not a gap in the data. It is a property of the thing. Close it and you have not completed the map. You have changed what was on the table from someone into something. Again, we are not a cup.

five nineths already

girls kissing- CANONICALLY GAY.

⚙️: SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY-

☣️: 3 2 1 GO!

How many continents are there? (13.)

did someone bring a Wattpad story to life

Well, there’s a skill for that.