What’s the deal? What is the Apple Polishing Cloth?

Thank you so much. I am a professional. Professional nonsenser.

🎉 PARTY OPEN 🥳

I’m more comfortable now, so my weird side is coming out. Will you still like me? We’ll find out.

I’m living in an anime! This is my anime sakura episode…

Now… I must rent you forever.

yes, I AM SPRING

jumat makan gratis tapi saya tidak buka

OJO KESUSU
DON’T TO MILK

The truck is eepy. Give it a pillow. Let The truck sleep

Stickers are okay, right?
Am I doing it right?

apparently when a website has a Google Two Factor Authenticator option, it doesn’t inherently mean it has to be Google Authenticator app, you can use any other 2FA app such as Stratum

Siapa yang salah Visitor? Bukan pak polisi. Karena pak polisi enggak pernah salah.

Pake “F” ya pak!

SAFFETY READING

FEEL SAVE ON THE ROAD

TOILET SISWA PUTRI
PRINCESS STUDENT TOILET

PLISS QUE-UE-UE

Enggak mungkin ada yang salah di negara ini, enggak mungkin!

MOHON ANTRE = ENTRY PLEASE

In the case of an emergency, please use the emergency existing door

KeyError: “uuid”

EMERGENCY EXIST
PINTU KECEMASAN

Apa bedanya curly dengan keriting?

ini kenapa aku jadi benerin bahasa Indonesianya juga

• GUNTING
• TOTOK WAJAH
• BLOW
• MENIKUR
• KREMBHAT
• PEDIKUR
• NATURAL FUIT
• SLIK
• SMOTING
• REBONDING
• HAIRSPA
• REFLEXSI
• MILK HAIRSPA
• KERLY
• BRG MASAS
• STAILING
• LULUR
• KRITING
• FASEL
• MIKAUP
• HERMASK
• SANGGUL
• TONING

Emang fruit yang natural tuh apa?

FAHRI BURGER

• SOSIS
• ROTI BAKAR COKLAT
• COKLAT KEJU
• SANWITE

Mungkin maksudnya adalah: sandwich.

DICARI KARYAWAN

FART TIME

Great manner is a quality owned by the educated

Good manners is a quality that educated people have

SOPAN SANTUN CIRI ORANG BERILMU

Bookish people characteristic manner

• Ayam Chicken
• Lele… Chicken
• Tahu… Chicken
• Tempe… Chicken
• Sosis…? Chicken
• Otak - otak…? Chicken!
• Usus… Chicken.

swagsocialité

NGGAK DINGIN, NOT COOL

Please satanise your hands here

NKRI DEAD RICE

memecahkan masalah berarti membeli

le francais c’est très jolie

Pourquoi est-ce que t’es un idiot ?

Je ne sais pas beaucoup de français mais je veux quand même essayer l’écrire

Money buys happiness, everybody.

Introducing the power stick

Pretending I don’t speak Japanese went out the window LOL

realised I slipped up speaking JAPANESE 😰

I want to drink— I meant eat Pocky

Pocky行きます

Performing Pocky play

M, pineapple :3

Isn’t “nonsense” uncountable much like how you can’t say “musics” or “stuffs”?

STOP SAYING “NONSENSES”

• NONSENSES
• Nonsensi

listen if a cute boy asks to hold your hand there’s only one answer