Why isn’t my nonsense showing up on the platform?

Ah yes.

Technical Reasons:

• You didn’t use the web app to submit them yourself
• The steward is sleeping (highly likely)
• Our top contributor is having a life outside of nonsensing (shocking, we know)
• Still on backlog waiting to be submitted in batches

If your submission truly deserves recognition in the pantheon of spectacular nonsense, don’t despair! Keep checking back—we’re working through our backlog with all the speed and efficiency of a spaceship traveling through an entire galaxy (duh, because this is the nonsense galaxy).