Come back in 2047 when BitBucket’s lunar data center failure causes extreme latency as the terrestrial hardware was incapable of communicating with thr Martian data center without the extra hop at the Moon causing the fail-safe mechanism to launch the backup lunar proxy which has its calculation incorrectly done using inches instead of centimeters so it veered off course into the primary us-east data center which caused a new primary to be promoted on Mars exacerbating the latency of services running on Earth and eventually bringing down BitBucket entirely as it could not handle writing through this interplanetary loop