Avoid baggy clothing and wear tighter ones instead (this might be a bad tip because wouldn’t that make you look even smaller?)
Only be friends with short people. If your friend is taller than you, just say this to them: “get height reduction surgery or your done to me”
Lock yourself in your room, no one will ever perceive you there
Break the societal norms that confine us to either masculine tall or feminine short and embrace individuality which allows us to fully understand the vast spectrum of human expression and live in a judgment-free world
