Introducing Air Pro

Weightless gas technology
It’s a bag of air
Cloud-compatible storage
Store an actual cloud
AI-powered antivirus
Dark mode (obviously)
Emission-free packaging*
Explore 69+ scents like lovely lavender, potato chip, dumpster fire and sherbet chocolate
Pod subscription starts at $2999/pod
Anti-aircraft material
Make breathing a breeze

*the term “emission” refers to the property slider named “emission” in the Open-Source software Blender. Imagine reading this again lmao