HEY YOU!
Still walking around everywhere like it’s the Stone Age?
Get yourself down to REDACTED’s Dealership, where we put YOU in the driver’s seat!
We got minecarts, we got boats, we got pigs with more horsepower than your gramdma’s old furnace!
Every vehicle comes with a free bucket of lava
Trade in your old, slow ride and upgrade to something that’ll make your neighbors jealous and your enemies nervous!
REDACTED’s Dealership: if it moves we’ll sell it, if it doesn’t move, we’ll put wheels on it, THEN we’ll sell it!