Have you been griefed? Wrongfully banned? Maybe you were the one griefing and just don’t wanna get caught?
Don’t talk to the mods, Better call REDACTED!
Whether you’re guilty or inoccent, it doesn’t matter to me!
Stole a stack of diamonds? I can make that go away!
Accidentally “borrowed” someone’s netherite gear forever? I’ll spin it like you were just “holding it for them”!
Creeper blew up your neighbor’s house… and that creeper was you? Better. Call. REDACTED.
No case too small, no fee too high
I take payment in emeralds, golden apples, or cold, hard bagels!