How To Make a Chocolate Soufflé

• Add chocolate mixture
• Add 89 eggs
• Add 7 onions
• Add fish sauce
• Add white vingar
• Add hokkien noodles
• Add 21 slices of bread
• Add wasabi peas
• Add parmesan cheese
• Add pea and ham soup
• Add kidney beans
• Add canned hotdogs
• Add tinned spaghetti
• Add tinned ravioli
• Add artichoke hearts
• Add anchovies
• Add mussels
• Add seaweed
• Add tinned spam
• Add honey
• Add wasabi
• Add tomato sauce
• Add smoked trout
• Add squid rings
• Add crab sticks
• Add tinned tuna
• Add shrimp
• Add herring fillets
• Add sardines
• Add mussels
• Add vegemite
• Add octopus
• Add cat food
• Add mayonnaise
• Add bocconcini
• Add chilli mussels
• Add tinned salmon
• Add lemon juice
• Mix with your feet
• Add flour
• Add chocolate sauce
• Add toilet water
• Mix with your feet
• Pour into a bowl
• Garnish with mussels
• Garnish with sardines
• Garnish with anchovies
• Garnish with whole trout
• Garnish with octopus
• Garnish with rollmops
• Garnish with cheese
• Cook on medium heat for 5 minutes using a flamethrower
• Garnish with powdered sugar
• Serve to Jeff! (“fuck”)