US:

• Doesn’t work
• Been in a suspicious number of housefires
• Inhabited by a really racist ghost
• Do not feed after midnight
  Cost: $248 (non-negotiable, local pickup)

Japan:

• Perfect condition
• Mario Galaxy disc in the DVD slot
• 10,000 Yen note in the SD slot
• Hermetically sealed
• Owner admits to have accidentally breathed on it too hard
• Cost: Will pay you $20 to take it as long as you never tell anyone that the owner dared to breathe oxygen near it. Free shipping.