Nontrinsic

Fill your sink with cold water
Place all ingredients in the sink
Submerge yourself in the sink
Clean all ingredients using hand soap
Clean your feet
Brush your crayfishes teeth
Add all ingredients to a bin bag (if the bag rips you need to double up your bag, up to 4 bagsmay be required. if it still rips, use a paper bag. if it still rips, try another paper bag. if it catches on fire, just use a towel)