Introducing the all new Normal Fucking Sunglasses:

• Comes with infinite battery life, 0 cameras, seamless offline mode and a no notifications guarantee.
• Designed to block the sun. Never sends data to the cloud.

  terms of use: by wearing these sunglasses you accept: no tracking, no spying, no recording, looking great.

  made for humans, by ducks

“Nobody at the beach asked if I was recording them.”
— People Who Wear Normal Fucking Sunglasses