How To Factory Reset a Laptop

1. Cut 2lbs of beef stew meat into even chunks
2. Peel and slice 4 carrots
3. Peel and cut 1lb of white potatoes into quarters
4. Take 4 celery sticks and remove the leaves, cut them evenly
5. Peel and chop 4 garlic cloves
6. Dice 1 large yellow onion
7. Generously season the meat with kosher salt and ground black pepper
8. Place a large stock pot onto your cook top over high heat
9. Add 2tbps of extra virgin olive oil
10. Add the beef to the pot
11. Sear on all sides until brown
12. Remove the beef from the pot and place it onto a plate (Do NOT discard the leftover juices)
13. Add the onion and the garlic to the pot, saute for 3 to 4 minutes until the onion has softened
14. Add 2tbsp of tomato paste
15. Stir, then cook for another minute
16. Return the beef to the pot
17. Sprinkle over 2tbsp of cornstarch
18. Stir everything together until the cornstarch has dissolved
17. Add 1 cup of red wine, 4 cups of beef stock, 1 teaspoon of dried thyme, and 2 bay leaves, stir everything together
18. Turn up the heat and bring the broth to a boil
19. Reduce the heat to a simmer
20. Place on the lid and simmer for one hour
21. Remove the lid and add the carrots, potatoes, and celery
22. Mix everything thoroughly together
23. Cover and simmer for another 30 minutes
24. Remove the lid, remember to taste test it
25. Season to your liking
26. Garnish with fresh thyme
27. Pour over the laptop
28. Throw pot at the laptop
29. Attack laptop with a shovel (shread it to pieces)
30. Add eggs
31. Attack laptop with a showel