Are you tired of feeling slow?
Introducing SpeedyLegs™: the only potion that gives you Speed II and makes you feel alive again.

Side effects may include: nausea, dizziness, spontaneous combustion, loss of inventory, mild teleportation, severe teleportation, forgetting how to breathe, thinking you’re a creeper, uncontrollable mewing, chest pains, hair pains, your hair growing teeth, confusion about what bread is, inability to stop sprinting, emotional attachment to dirt blocks, and in rare cases, death. Do not consume SpeedyLegs™ if you enjoy standing still, value your internal organs, or have a rabbit in real life.

Speedy Legs™: because being slow is for losers