HEY YOU? Yeah, YOU!
Quit eatin’ that raw pork and get down to REDACTED’s Barbeque!
We got ribs! We got chicken! We got brisket so good it’ll blow your diamond boots off!
You like sauce?
We got red sauce, brown sauce, and that weird green sauce nobody trusts!
Buy one rack, get one FREE bread, that’s right, FREE!
REDACTED’s Barbeque: right next to that weird jungle temple no one goes in.
Don’t starve… GET SAUCED!