Nontrinsic

It’s ‘May’. [as in “May I go to the bathroom?”]
No, it’s April.
That’s not what I meant.
You, tell Sam what month it is.
It’s October…
We’re not even anywhere near October!
No, as in my name, it’s October! Nice to meet you.
You know what, just go… not you, you!
Not you, why are you standing?
I’m You.
You’re not you!
Can You.
Can I what?
I’m Ken Yuu.
You know what, everyone just go to the toilet.