Trolley problem: You’re standing infront of two levers and the first lever will let you can choose between sending your Supercharged trolley (of which will not stop no matter what, and is infinitely fast and will immediately kill anyone in its path. time is not a factor) (but it is currently stationary for 10 seconds in Dog time) into an infinite line of people Who all tell you they’re very rich. The track is on Antarctica and swirls around infinitely in a loop, where it is a spatial anomaly where if you walk around the full loop you will see new people despite reaching the same location. There is a chance the infinite people will die as a result of freezing if you do not bring it for yourself. There is also a chance of rain (400ml) (nimbostratus). The other track has 100 people of which infinitely regenerate, therefore if chosen they will die infinitely at an infinite speed forever generating an infinite pain. There is also a dog on the track (like 5 grams very light) One of the people is also Hatsune Miku. Out of the two levers, one of them tells the truth and the other only lies. The one that tells the truth can also lie if it feels quirky that day. The one that tells the truth is gay for the one that lies. There are 3 doors, one of which will let you into the Rook. This rook will convert into your side and can move an infinite distance in any of the 6 directions relative to it but will not account for the curvature of the Earth. It moves instantaneously and has no limit to how many moves it has, but all moves must be spoken out loud (the rook is on tile ZFHADTIFHGHDSE588432839250923). Out in the cosmos are other pieces also in the game, so there is a chance your rook is captured and you and it will cease to exist. By any other means, this rook will not die or be damaged, and therefore can be used to halt the movement of the train. There is also a meteor hurdling towards the exact location of You, but if it hits the train it will be pushed into the ground, and when it starts to move it will shoot into space. The Meteor is being controlled by your friend Jonald who is FURIOUS at you, but you can roll for persuasion, and it will only work if you roll an 18 or higher (he’s pissed). If the first track is chosen, you will also reverse time by 10 seconds if you want to cause their suffering again (wow, prick). The second lever is attached to a Plinko machine, and has a slot for a coin. If a McFlurry is inserted into the coin slot, you (yourself) will be transported into the Plinko machine, of which is a 100km tall 1km wide ride into one of three chambers. Two chambers are on either side of the remainder one. The two chambers will instantaneously kill you. The remaining will give you 4 Billion Dollars (in bitcoin), but will not negate you from the risk of investigation by government bodies (but it does also give you enough funds to escape their grasp). It is completely optional and you can also run away from your problem (of which is the choice of the trolley problem). You are also made aware of a creature of which dwells on one of the two tracks (you don’t know which) and if it dies you will be guaranteed to be sent to Purgatory when you die, of which will come with an infinite time of existance, where forever while you exist you will experience pain of which you can never grow accustomed to. (There is also a chance of rain)

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added on September 28, 2026 at 13:06


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